Would you do it?

posted 1 year ago in Relationships
Post # 31
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921 posts
Busy bee

Nope. 

Guy would have to pretty awful in bed to need to spend $1.75 million just to get laid. Ain’t nobody got time for that level of bad sex!!

Post # 33
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432 posts
Helper bee

I’m not a prostitute, so…no. Also, am I the only one who wouldn’t be comfortable having sex with a stranger?

Post # 34
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1200 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

I would do it. I think we would be just fine.

Post # 35
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Bumble bee

My only question would be…would we have to pay tax? Cos I’m not giving the government a 30% cut for my prostitution money! (It is legal where I live)

Post # 36
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Newbee
  • Wedding: September 2018

missyjz :  Maybe you could launder it? Like, through an Etsy store or something? XD

cypresstree85 :  When I was a wee lass  in college, I had shitty sex with near-strangers for free, so … yeah. I’d rather have almost $2m!

Post # 37
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579 posts
Busy bee

slomotion :  omfg my drink is now splattered across my computer screen. Thanks a lot

Post # 38
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

Really it’s a win/win when you think about it.

If your spouse does leave you over it then you don’t have to share your 2mil. I cease to see a problem here. Hell, I could buy a whole new husband with that kind of money! I hear Johnny Depp is broke..

Post # 39
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

My concern is that I’m decent in bed, but not 1.7 million kinda good. Like what if he wants his money back?

Post # 40
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 1997

As usual, I’m with slomotion.For $1.7 million? Hell, yes. And if a woman were making the offer to Dh, I would hope he wouldn’t think twice before accepting.

By the way, I’ve never seen the movie. Which way do they decide?

Post # 41
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Helper bee

for me, no problems, I don’t put sex & love/commitment in the same category. 

 

BUT my SO says he wouldn’t be able to come back from it.
Money means nothing to him compared to me (GROSS)  tongue-out

Post # 43
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2018

I asked my husband and he was not down. Now I’m irrationally bummed about missing out on the hypothetical $1.75 mil 😭

Post # 44
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2019 - City, State

KittyYogi :  I did the same thing, and he was also not down. Damn it. Should’ve asked before I proposed! 

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