(Closed) WT…!? Facebook posts

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Post # 3
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210 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@gramgeek:  LOL. you just made my day. I don’t have anything to add, unfortunately. I just think ‘preggy’ is friggen hilarious.

Post # 4
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1880 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

My favorite wtf on facebook was this series of posts (spelled much more creatively):

“Omg I’m gonna be a daddy, I’m so excited! Love my girls!”

about a week later…

“nevermind she aborted it”

 

aaaGh

Post # 6
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163 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

@gramgeek:  One of my friends just got engaged, and posted a status with “The wedding ring is worn on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that travels to the heart.”

So I post – All veins go to the heart. 🙁

Her – Through other connecting veins, not directly.

Me – The vein in your left ring finger doesn’t travel directly there either. The Egyptians used to think that and that’s when people started wearing them on that finger.

Her – THEN I GUESS MY NURSING COURSES ARE WRONG. 

 

Post # 7
Member
150 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2017

@gramgeek:  That’s funny! Interesting thread.

Post # 11
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2778 posts
Sugar bee

@californiaraisin:  I just saw this girl over the weekend posting pics of her getting her nails done and going drinking, two hours away for her birthday, then today she posted that she got evicted from her apartment and she doesn’t have money to put gas in her car to get to work…. I Unfriended her lol

Post # 13
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2055 posts
Buzzing bee

@distracts:  Surprised Literally my expression for the past minute or so. OMG

Post # 14
Member
360 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Ugh, some girl thought we all needed to know that her son sh** in the tub the previous evening and she had a hell of a time cleaning it up.  Really girl, REALLY? I was drinking my morning coffee. Sickening. 

But the best thing I read was actually a post from STFU, Parents (if you aren’t a fan of this page, you’re missing out!!!)

They’re doing birthday week, and the post was something a guy wrote on some girls wall

“17 years ago I F***ed you, now it is our son’s birthday” 

People are SO crazy!! 

 

Post # 15
Member
1473 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

A girl that went to my highschool is a stripper in a neighboring town and writes statuses like, “Come pay me for a woody at (name of strip club)! You know you want to, boys!” My favorite one was this, “I love my job and I love doing what I do but when an ugly old man wants me to give him a lap dance, I do but feeling his wiener grosses me out. Why can’t every guy that goes to strip clubs look like Brad Cooper? Ugh. I know, first world problems.” And the Someone commented, “No, just dirty stripper problems” and that was one Facebook fight I think every person in my highschool sat down with some popcorn to read! I wouldn’t have ever thought a girl would write statuses like this, but she really does. 

Post # 16
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553 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@JemmyGee:  LMAO! That’s golden….just dirty stripper problems hahaha

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