Post # 1
Care to share amusing facebook posts stories today?
On my feed this morning I got a 6 month pregnant girl’s selfie in her bra, saying “Me and baby girl name is getting ready for our flight…” to that someone commented “still sexy preggy”
Post # 3
@gramgeek: LOL. you just made my day. I don’t have anything to add, unfortunately. I just think ‘preggy’ is friggen hilarious.
Post # 4
My favorite wtf on facebook was this series of posts (spelled much more creatively):
“Omg I’m gonna be a daddy, I’m so excited! Love my girls!”
about a week later…
“nevermind she aborted it”
Post # 6
@gramgeek: One of my friends just got engaged, and posted a status with “The wedding ring is worn on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that travels to the heart.”
So I post – All veins go to the heart. 🙁
Her – Through other connecting veins, not directly.
Me – The vein in your left ring finger doesn’t travel directly there either. The Egyptians used to think that and that’s when people started wearing them on that finger.
Her – THEN I GUESS MY NURSING COURSES ARE WRONG.
Post # 7
@gramgeek: That’s funny! Interesting thread.
Post # 11
@californiaraisin: I just saw this girl over the weekend posting pics of her getting her nails done and going drinking, two hours away for her birthday, then today she posted that she got evicted from her apartment and she doesn’t have money to put gas in her car to get to work…. I Unfriended her lol
Post # 12
@Ninteenthchance: hahaha! She might have contributed to your feed if you kept her though!
Post # 13
@distracts: Literally my expression for the past minute or so. OMG
Post # 14
Ugh, some girl thought we all needed to know that her son sh** in the tub the previous evening and she had a hell of a time cleaning it up. Really girl, REALLY? I was drinking my morning coffee. Sickening.
But the best thing I read was actually a post from STFU, Parents (if you aren’t a fan of this page, you’re missing out!!!)
They’re doing birthday week, and the post was something a guy wrote on some girls wall
“17 years ago I F***ed you, now it is our son’s birthday”
People are SO crazy!!
Post # 15
A girl that went to my highschool is a stripper in a neighboring town and writes statuses like, “Come pay me for a woody at (name of strip club)! You know you want to, boys!” My favorite one was this, “I love my job and I love doing what I do but when an ugly old man wants me to give him a lap dance, I do but feeling his wiener grosses me out. Why can’t every guy that goes to strip clubs look like Brad Cooper? Ugh. I know, first world problems.” And the Someone commented, “No, just dirty stripper problems” and that was one Facebook fight I think every person in my highschool sat down with some popcorn to read! I wouldn’t have ever thought a girl would write statuses like this, but she really does.
Post # 16
@JemmyGee: LMAO! That’s golden….just dirty stripper problems hahaha