Post # 1
I have been away for over a week. I texted my fiance on my way home (while stopped, don’t worry!!) to tell him I was about an hour away. I got home, and texted him that I was here. No response. He responded to one thing I wrote on facebook. I’ve been home for about four hours now, it’s 10:50pm, and still no fiance.
Whatever. He can do what he wants. But what makes me mad is that he’ll come home and want a fucking blow job (sorry for my language). Well, sorry. You knew I was coming home, and if you were so happy to see me again after over a week, you’d have either been here when I got home, or come home after a bit.
Post # 3
this is the time for teeth.
Post # 4
lol WHAT? I’d just lock the door honestly 🙂
Post # 5
@Mollytov: lmao. NO WAY. IF he comes home before I go to bed, I’ll get him to scratch my back. AND THAT’S IT. AND HE ATE ALL MY BREAD!!!! lol.
Post # 6
I used to have this problem when I came home from school on breaks and nobody was there the greet me. I started baking cookies and I would eat them all before anyone got home. Then the whole house smelled like cookies but there were none left.
Post # 7
Where is he? That would piss me off too! In fact, I remember after once business trip a few years ago my Darling Husband and I got in a fight because of something like that. If I am gone and you miss me, you better show it when I get home! Especially since he keeps himself busy while I am gone and doesn’t like to text/talk on the phone. Eventually he learned. Now when I go away for a while and come back, he tries his best to be available unless he is at work (and he has even left work early to “suprise” me before :).
Post # 8
@peachacid: I’d be pissed too! And I second the use of teeth!
Post # 9
@MissTatas: He’s at the cigar shop, where he spends like every evening. Eventually I’ll have to ask for ideas on how to get him to quit that disgusting habit, but not yet. He goes there and chit chats with his friends, and watches TV. While smoking a cigar. GROSS. But since George Carlin smoked cigars and lived a long time, they’re not bad for him. *rolls eyes*
@asscherlover: Hahahah great idea. I don’t care that he’s not here, though. Whatever. But what bothers me is that he’ll come home and try to be like, “I missed you smoochie smooch wanna scratch backs??” lol