(Closed) You know you’re getting old when……

posted 7 years ago in 40 Something
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

LOL!  How about refusing to answer the phone b/c your “show” is on… sad, but true!

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

Throwing your back out while putting on your pants…true story. Or moving a fraction of an inch in the shower.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

When kids no longer know what I dial tone is. True story. A kid came into my work to use the phone and he looked so puzzled and kept saying “It just keeps buzzing, what do I do?” He was about 12 and had never heard a dial tone.

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

My son didn’t know who Paul McCartney was and why everyone was making a big deal about him get married.

 

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

When I am typing out the comments on the posts here and can’t see the small typeset with out my reading glasses!

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@SandyDollHair:  …you go to the bridal salon to try on wedding dresses and the salesperson asks whether “your daughter has arrived yet”.  Argh.

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2013 - UK

I may still be young in years, but…

When you go to a party, and someone asks “whose supervisor are you?” (I work in a university).

When you can no longer stand to go to your favourite spots because they are “full of kids” or “the music is too loud”

When the people at work get younger and younger every year…

True story… the other week, I was in this oil boom town in SE Asia, where I work, and I kept seeing 60+ rich European men with rolex watches, sports cars, and 17 year old Chinese girls in very few clothes on their arms. My first reaction… I wanted to say “aren’t you cold, love? I only ask because you seem to have forgotten your skirt. How about we get you home and find you a new one, eh? And in the meantime, why doesn’t your dear old Grandpa lend you his coat to cover you up?”

Post # 14
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

My fiance & I went to pay our 2nd deposit on our wedding reception and the guy at the venue said “is this for your daughter’s wedding?”  Yeah, nothing like that to make you feel old!!!  

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

when you stand up straight and here >snap, crackle, pop<  seriously, true story!

 

 

Post # 16
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Blushing bee

When your eyebrows fade.

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