(Closed) You know you're old when…

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Post # 151
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133 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2017

You complain about loud music being played in cars.

Post # 152
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2868 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

bubblescomere :  You choose wineries over amusement parks

Post # 153
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574 posts
Busy bee

All the candy I used to love as a kid don’t taste so good anymore! 

Post # 154
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423 posts
Helper bee

You’ve lived long enough to see the clothes you wore in High School come back in style. 

Post # 155
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Bumble bee

When the cashier at Ross just ever-so-helpfully asks me “are you a member of our Tuesday Club?”

Me: (by the way, I go in a Ross about 2x a year), “is that some type of savings card or something?” (thinking, grocery store type)

Cashier: “No, every Tuesday if you are over 55 you get 10% off, no card needed or anything….”

Me: 

a.  what I wanted to say:  SO what are ya’ trying’ to say here, I LOOK over 55?  Thanks a lot for ruining an otherwise lovely Tuesday you young, bratty young person.

b.  what I said: “oh yes I am over 55 (cuz really bees, I just turned 58 recently), I’ll take the discount.

Walking out I’m thinking, there’s another 2.00 to add to the ring fund………cuz, because rings:)

Post # 156
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Helper bee

bubblescomere :  Haha, this thread is hilarious! You know you’re old when your co-workers decide to go bowling for team building on a “work night” from 8-10pm and you say you can’t get go because you’d get home too late. (I legit didn’t go so I could get enough sleep for work the next day.)

You know you’re old when your kid cousins are now graduating from undergrad and master’s programs and are working adult jobs now.

You know you’re old when you and SO and are deciding which city to move to based on how “family friendly” it is (we are planning to marry & TTC soon).

I’m 31.

Post # 157
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2017

When everyone in the sports team you follow is younger than you, and the ones your age are considered ‘veterans’ and every news article is about how they have to retire because they’re sooooo old.

Post # 158
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4788 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

When you get a little help from mr. Botox 😑

Post # 159
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374 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

take a nap to have sex then take a nap after sex. 

 

Post # 160
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2017

When you have to scroll and scroll down … a bit more … to find your birthday year on e-forms. 

Post # 161
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Helper bee

….. when I learned that a kid I last saw as a cute little toddler in diapers (while I’m an adult married woman) is now a bald grandfather. Yup – just had that experience a few days ago. Life is short.

Post # 162
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Worker bee

You still look for the physical buttons on the tv in the conference room

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