(Closed) You Know You’re TTC When…

posted 6 years ago in TTC
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

When we were going through fertility treatments, someone in a graduate class of mine asked me what day it was.  This person had no idea about what I was going through, and was innocently asking me for the date.  Without a second’s hesitation, I answered “day 12.”  OOPS!  🙂

I also got slightly grossed out when Starbucks marked my Caramel Macchiato with a “CM” written on the cup!

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

So true.  Also you can add:

When you try to hide your symptom stalking addiction by refusing to let your Darling Husband see how much you really are on the computer.LOL

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

These are so funny!

I love the morning mantra – don’t talk to me until I’ve taken my temp. So many times Darling Husband hasn’t realized I was temping and started talking to me, only to be ignored for 60 seconds! He finally started learning recently!

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

These are all way too funny because I have done everyone.

I really called my husband Darling Husband to a friend the other day, I took that back real quick. And we both had a stomach bug last week and I refused to take anything because you never know.

But I personally love the last condition, I hold the OPK’s every day in different angles and under lighting to see if I possibly see a line.

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

– you get sick but make sure you can take the medicine in case you are pregnant…and would rather stay sick if you can’t take the medicine..” <I about died of stomach flu because you can’t take pepto-bismol while “pregnant” (which I wasn’t).

This makes me sad. I used to be cool. Now I am addicted to POAS & the only APP on my iphone is the “Due Date Calculator”

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

@TurtleDoves: Ummmm I have a due date calculator on my phone too and, since I’m crazy, I’ve already put in my projected O date for this cycle as my conception date. My app is extremely confused seeing as that date is still 9 days from now. It’s freaking out giving me OUT OF BOUNDS messages lmao.

I saw this on an old thread but it’s a totally you know you’re TTC when-ism to me…When you carry an OPK and a small plastic cup in your purse at all times just in case you’re away from home when it’s testing time.

*Raises Hand* I totally do that! Along with every single other thing on the list…I’m going to try to think of more!

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

Ohhhh this one happened to me yesterday…

When you email your online TTC buddies so often that when you try to type the word “be” into a text your iphone autocorrects it to BD!

 

Post # 12
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1660 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@Running Elley: that’s hilarious (re: BD)! 🙂

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

@Running Elley: hahha omgosh that’s too funny! I was out to eat with hubs last night and realized I didn’t pack my cup and O strips…I was totally bummed. How could I forget? I’m insane…and insane people NEVER forget their plastic cup.

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