(Closed) Your last 3 FB status updates

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Post # 3
2664 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015 - Ketchum, ID

@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  Does this count picture uploads/captions, too? Or just statuses? 

Post # 5
1471 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I might not know how to talk yet, but I do know how to make my Mama happy in the morning 🙂 (With a video of my 13 month-old who knows how to run the Keuring machine…)

We all know that Reese’s Pieces are not safe for babies. Not only are they unhealthy, they can be a choking hazard. To ease everyone’s concerns, I will step up and sacrifice myself for the safety of my son by eating them all this evening. No, don’t congratulate me, I’m just doing what moms do every day.

Complete joy on the face of a babe (He really likes crayons…) Merry Christmas to you and yours (With a pic of my 13 month-old on Christmas)

Post # 6
2664 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015 - Ketchum, ID

@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  Regardless, here are my last three status-only updates: 


1. Things I’ve learned this Christmas: Yoncé still runs this shit. YES. BITCH.

2. Something is seriously wrong with me. I just got teary-eyed at the KUWTK Season 9 teaser trailer.

3. I was really hoping that my car would break down in the middle of the mall parking lot on my day off. Perfect.

Post # 8
2854 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  haha…not sure if I’m guilty of it or not…I don’t post too often. These three were over the span of 9 days. I tend to only post “big” things, and I had the end of my school semester, my birthday, and vacation (from work and school) all happen right in a row.

Officially on vacation!” (12/19)

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! Had a lovely, snowy day! :-)” (12/18)

3 semesters down, 1 to go!!” (12/10)


ETA: I did have one picture/check-in update on 12/17 (my birthday) that read “Birthday Dinner!” with a picture of my delicious birthday meal and a check-in at the restaurant (not sure if that counts!)


Post # 9
1471 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  Thanks! I try to be witty/funny on FB, and generally avoid sappy/self-congratulatory posts (although there’s an occasional “my baby is awesome” or “I did something awesome,” but they are few and far between…like when I got my master’s degree.) 

As a rule, I type a status update in, then pause for at least a minute before submitting it. I often decide that my status is unnecessary/annoying/etc, and if I don’t, then I post it. 

Post # 10
2493 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Christmas Eve: Here’s hoping the Christmas season fills your home with the warmth and joyfulness that you and your family deserve. Merry Christmas, everyone! xo

December 23rd: It’s Christmas Eve Eve–only 2 more shifts ’til PRESENTS! I think I can, I think I can (get through the madness)…

December 20: Christmas baking with the Munchkin! Oatmeal raisin, Kris Kringle and Salted Caramel Thumbprints, here we come!

However, since the 24th I’ve posted a note about my miscarriage (talking about how we were going to tell everyone during the holidays, and that I didn’t want to keep silent anymore), and a photo on the 26th about Dirty Delete (9yo) finally getting her ears pierced.

Post # 11
1814 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013 - Pavilion overlooking golf course scenery, reception at banquet hall

Friday: “I’m WAY too excited about downloading a Pokemon gameboy song for my ringtone on my new phone”


(But not sideways, dumb phone)

Tuesday: “What a busy busy day for a birthday, but thank you for all the love! Now on my way to the [lastname] family Christmas gathering for the fist time as a [lastname]! 🙂

Post # 13
3076 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2013 - A court...

Had to go check hehe.

“I’m locked out in the heat :-(”

then Dh tagged me saying “the deed is done” ala spongebob hehe (we got married!)

and an angry post soo I guess that doesn’t apply to me :p

Post # 14
619 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

1. IT’S SO HOT I’M MELTING OMG (It’s 35c/95f today, Austalian summers ftw!)

2. Taking the opportunity to watch sport and have a quiet drink while the husband sleeps (I’m the sports fanatic, not Darling Husband.)

3. Woman who needed her husband standing outside the car so she could reverse her Honda freakin Civic: you are why the rest of us ladies have such a bad rep.

Post # 15
722 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2014



Apparently I’ve talked about my Fiance a bit much. Lol. Between all these are shared news stories and scientific stuff.


“9 hours later and invitations are almost done minus a few addresses and stamps. Going to finish up the registry on Monday and the website. Shipped by Tuesday! Phew.”


“Watching “Devil’s Pass” with the beau.”


“My new precious. Old mine cut diamond ring from the 1940’s. #Iloveoldthings



The ring is not my engagement ring, but a replacement wedding band/RHR that Fiance gave me early!

Post # 16
166 posts
Blushing bee

Apparently I’ve been snarky on fb recently. Don’t judge me too much; most of my statuses are nice. haha

1. Well, your daughter looks just like you. How unfortunate.

2. This has been the best Christmas I’ve had in a very long time. I’m one blessed lady. <3

3. I hate this weird limbo; too old to order from the kids’ menu, too young to do anything cool.


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