Post # 227
My mom’s maiden name rhymed – Bernadette Montferret.
I also did mailings for my college at a student job, and you would be amazed at how many girls are legitimately named Pebbles. We also were praying that “Rocky Cox” would show up to a college fair. We never got to meet him.
My friend’s brother worked with a guy named Shithead – pronounced Shith-eed. And yes, it was the kind of job where everyone wore nametags.
Post # 228
@pb and j:
MODUPA POOPALOT OMG I AM CRYING
Post # 229
my old pediatricians name was Dr. Payne; we used to joke we’re going to see dr. Payne in the neck.
My hubby has a friend whose last name is Sourbutts, I thought it was an alias, I couldnt believe it was a real name
Post # 230
Hey, at least none of us will be Mrs Dusan Mandic.
My future last name is Hitchcock, so I’m not looking forward to all the “Are you related to Alfred Hitchcock?!” questions I’ll get.
Post # 231
I worked with someone named Milton Chilton. I don’t know why anyone would do that to their son.
Post # 232
I went to school with a girl named “Summer Paradise” and I used to work with a girl named “Jeanne Bean”.
Post # 233
My friends grandpa’s name is Dick Handy.
Post # 235
I know a couple of people with unfortunate names. In high school, I met a girl named Lauren McLauren. My mom’s best friend in elementary school had the last name of “Giddebony” (pronounced Gidd-a-bone-y). His dad taught trumpet.
My cousin’s partner’s mom’s name is Terry Berry.
Post # 236
BAHAHAHA love this thread!
Post # 237
I went to high school with a girl named Janet Skank. She was really nice, and I always kinda felt bad for her…
Post # 238
The doctor who performed my husbands vasectomy was Dr. Severino.
Post # 239
I once worked with a woman named Stormy Medows. It turned out it was her married name!
Post # 240
I have a couple to share lol.
my mom is an obgyn and she said she had a patient last named Diamond. well the woman named her newborn daughter. Imagine Ima….. Imagine Ima Diamond. seriously.
I went to school with a girl name Lindsey and married a guy with the last name of Lindsay…………..Lindsey Lindsay
Husband had a guy in his squad with the last name Buttram. He said it was pronounced but-rhum. yeah right lol….
Post # 241
I went to church with a lady who married a guy who had her first name as his last name.
So…Anne Ann (not her real name). It was cute.